I'm pretty sure our immunizations are up to date...
There is, however, a lovely pond nearby; I want to jump in it, and thereby gain super-powers. The others say it'll likely just make me very sick, if not kill me.
How could I forget...
Zarbenglyphen's "Ghetto" Blaster!
And I found out last night, after trying to figure out the mysterious wet spot on our couch (we thought the cats had pee'd pure water!), that someone had shot me yesterday with a "golden BB" that managed to find the small hole in my hydration pouch... mounted on my back! It shattered the fill-cap on my Camelback (I found a BB floating inside it!), and now I need a new one!